Directory Dash is a free browser game where your startup gets rejected by 10 fake directories, exactly like launch week.
Type your own domain and it becomes a cube that runs, jumps, and dodges through 10 fictional startup directories to get listed - fake red spikes for rejections, 1-star review stars, captcha blocks, cookie popups, and slow "pending review" zones.
One tap or click to jump; hold to keep jumping. Checkpoints are on by default; turning them off is the deliberate hard mode. Every run gets a permanent shareable link and image card, plus a spot on the live Most Rejected Startups leaderboard.
No login, no install, no paid tier ever. Made by Blastra, an AI SaaS that automates real directory submissions - this game is the comic version of the same grind, and it says so on the page ("nothing was actually submitted").
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